5stargals Blog

Hey hey hey ( fat Albert impression. may be some kind of copy write infringement but I don’t care.. cos am hard as fuck… cu’mon…. ill take ya all on… grrrrrr.. grrrrr… especaly that mother nature… the mass murdering, generically fuck head, that put balls in places where their gonna get kicked and hit […]

Ola
If you take a look ate the top eeer right??? of the blog.. you’ll see a nice little box that you can put you’rr email address into and then it will send you the mesage so ya dont have to go through the rigmarall of typing 5stargals.com any more.
adds precoise seconds to ya jerking […]

wanna find some one to fuck or something more.
how about using the internet
its not just “losers” and “freaks” any more you know.. as much as we might wish it was… its not the 90’s any more. Just like the cub scene has changed from warehouse parties, full of people fucked on pills and covered in […]

Ok its been pointed out to me by one of my followers/minions that I havnt wrote a post in ” years” ( like I didn’t bastard know that)
so here it is enjoy….. ( nice little prologue that wasn’t it?? I liked it any way.. I know its a bit beginning of dune-ish.. but ya don’t […]

ola
I know its normal for men to boast about their dicks…. but I think I’ve been doing it wrong.. I’ve been saying things like..” its a straight A student” and “top of its class”…. “Always got its head in a book” its a cleaver dick.. I think I tool it to far when I […]

Yup I fell off my wagon last night…. I started drinking again… ( don’t tut and shake your head like that… since when were you so judgmental???)
lasted all of two weeks which has to be a record for me… any way got 2 letters of wind and had about half a bottle of Brandi… and […]

Ok, I know I do this just about every other day but Ive fallen in love with some bird I’ve seen pics of on the net. this one was shown to me on one of the forums I haunt.. the difference with this bird is that the pics I’ve seen of her only show her […]

the way we speak is on its ass… its got to the point where bad eloquence it the normal way to speak… like “fucking unbelievable”… doesn’t sound right does it.. un-fucking-believable sounds spot on.. ya wouldn’t say “that’s bastard/fucking fantastic” would ya??? You’d say “that’s fan-bastard-tactic!” or “fan-fucking-tastic!”( you’d probable use the latter more but […]

I had this well fucked up dream last night.. it was one of thos axiety dreams.. not a nightmare just a head fuck. I dreamed that I was working in some call center (AAAHHHHH… nah thats not the fucked up bit.) and i was on my pc vistiting TGPs and dwnloading a shit load of […]

Ola
Good weekend???
Mine was pritty different I spent the whole weekend sober. Not one drop of source passed my lipps… I cant rememeber the last time that happend.. its not is if i didnt go out either.. i was even offed drink and I turned it down… impressed??? reason ive been of the drink is […]